Grass

Just a note- If you've been letting your grass grow above 10" in deepwater, you probably ought to consider cutting it more often. You see, if you let it get that far gone, the city would cut it for you and just send you the bill. A bill of thirty five dollars.

The problem is, according to the Mayor, "It's not the city's job to cut the grass. Unfortunately, some people that didn't live here were just paying us to take care of their grass."

So now if you want the city to cut your grass it will cost $50 per hour, with a two hour minimum. A cool C-note. When the city sends a warning, they also send the name of local people who will be happy to mow your lawn for you, and at a much lower price. Plus your lawn won't get that tall to begin with.

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